• me:i'll do it at 7PM
  • time:7:02PM
  • me:oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

best-of-memes:

90’s nostalgia 

#yes #90s

meloetta:

girl: hey i need advice about my boyfr-

me: dump him

#me #txt

artificialimperialism:

myuncertainlife:

fandom-fox:

spoopyphilia:

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

This post fucked me up.

It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE



"

As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.

But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

"

Aman Ali

I am going to reblog this quote every year. 

(via lavenderlavia)

this is one reason I hate the whole “Never forget” thing. Because I feel like the unspoken words that come after are “who the enemy is”

(via mentalextensions)


gingersnapwolves:

litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

There’s such a big difference between moving past what someone did to you, and forgiving someone for it. I’ve never understood why people think the latter is necessary in order to do the former.


shimadonna:


Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like
should i lick the bun
i’m gonna lick the bun
*licks the bun*

shimadonna:

Pitbulls aren’t evil, the bastards who put them against each other are.

the fuckin dog is like

should i lick the bun

i’m gonna lick the bun

*licks the bun*




un-spooky:

… I guess it was a killer joke, eh Tony? :D


"That’s my fish face (⊙3⊙)


Behind the Scenes of Supernatural: A Fan’s Perspective [x]


aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall